And then it tore the roof off.

So my guy was some kinda tour guide and we were in hippy californya and the bank got held up by some guys in bike suits and then they shot us and time stopped and we were stuck and some giant horuskinda thing opened the doorway and the police negotiator managed to get it to attack us and I sat there unarmed as they killed it. And then we went to my guys house and he picked up shit tons of survival gear and a shotgun because nothing stops bears attacking like a ten gauge to the head.
And everything was dust
Really
Really
Really dust
Kinda like OSHIT EVEN MR MUSCLE WON'T CLEAR THIS SHIT.
So, we went to the police station via the grocery store and the Irish guy knocked over a cat and it was all gooey then we went into the general store and picked up alcohol and stuff and then there was a catgirl and it attacked and lazor'd the Irish guy and he was on minus hitpoint(pretty much all the wounds he took were due to his own silly) then I shot it in the face witha shotgun and it was all wat, then I shot it again and it was all fuuuufleee.(oh, and the cat goo and catgirl were related)
Then we went to the police station and was all FIRST AID HERE. Then we discussed and I did my most RP ever and we were all WE NEED AN RADIO HERE. And we went to the museam and fought knights on horses(where the Irish guy decided to pick up the radio without thinking and set off the alarm and we were all NUUUUHHHHRRR) and we were all EAT SHOTGUN BICHES and they were all fuuuuuudie. and then we went to the local broadcasting booth and it was all blue and we woke up in some god wannabees place(I called him the polite Gentleman) and we got given powers.
And then it was cool and I went to look around and there was some huge snake thing(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080808015446/megamitensei/images/a/a5/QuetzalcoatlSMT2.jpg) and we were all FUUUUUU and we were all "We should be safe here"


And then it tore the roof off.

And we were all fuuurunaway, and we ended up in an alley and were cornered and our weapons THEY DID NOTHING.
And then we were all HHHNNNNNNGGGGGG and we got powers and we were all *insertmagicstuffhere* and it was all nuuuu and it was afraid of us and it was cool and yeah.
We won!
It was fun! ^_^